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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  391 of 1340

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
                -- James H. Boren
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  392 of 1340

When in doubt, tell the truth.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  393 of 1340

When in doubt, use brute force.
                -- Ken Thompson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  394 of 1340

When in Rome, live in the Roman way.
                -- St. Ambrose
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  395 of 1340

When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
Who rob and steal from those who need
The cry goes up with blinding speed for Underdog (UNDERDOG!)
Underdog (UNDERDOG!)
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Underdog
UNDERDOG!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  396 of 1340

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  397 of 1340

When it comes to broken marriages most husbands will split the blame --
half his wife's fault, and half her mother's.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  398 of 1340

When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  399 of 1340

When it is not necessary to make a decision,
it is necessary not to make a decision.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  400 of 1340

When it's dark enough you can see the stars.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson,
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