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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  441 of 1340

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  442 of 1340

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  443 of 1340

When the government bureau's remedies do not match
your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  444 of 1340

When the government bureau's remedies don't match your problem, you modify
the problem, not the remedy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  445 of 1340

When the Guru administers, the users
are hardly aware that he exists.
Next best is a sysop who is loved.
Next, one who is feared.
And worst, one who is despised.

If you don't trust the users,
you make them untrustworthy.

The Guru doesn't talk, he hacks.
When his work is done,
the users say, "Amazing:
we implemented it, all by ourselves!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  446 of 1340

When the leaders speak of peace
The common folk know
That war is coming
When the leaders curse war
The mobilization order is already written out.

Every day, to earn my daily bread
I go to the market where lies are bought
Hopefully
I take my place among the sellers.
                -- Bertolt Brecht, "Hollywood"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  447 of 1340

When the lights are out, all women are fair.
                -- Plutarch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  448 of 1340

When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies,
the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a
nose bleed, which usually cures them of that.
                -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  449 of 1340

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look
like a nail.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  450 of 1340

When the President does it, that means it is not illegal.
                -- Richard Nixon
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