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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  501 of 1340

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
                -- Henry J. Kaiser
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  502 of 1340

When you're a Yup
You're a Yup all the way
From your first slice of Brie
To your last Cabernet.

When you're a Yup
You're not just a dreamer
You're making things happen
You're driving a Beamer.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  503 of 1340

When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected, only
Here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are hear.
                -- Samuel Hoffenstein, "Poems in Praise of Practically Nothing"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  504 of 1340

When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else.
                -- David Pryce-Jones
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  505 of 1340

When you're dining out and you suspect
something's wrong, you're probably right.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  506 of 1340

When you're down and out, lift up your
voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  507 of 1340

When you're in command, command.
                -- Admiral Nimitz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  508 of 1340

When you're married to someone, they take you for granted ... when
you're living with someone it's fantastic ... they're so frightened
of losing you they've got to keep you satisfied all the time.
                -- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  509 of 1340

When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  510 of 1340

When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?
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