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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  561 of 1340

While there's life, there's hope.
                -- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  562 of 1340

While walking down a crowded
City street the other day,
I heard a little urchin
To a comrade turn and say,
"Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse,
I'd be happy as a clam
If only I was de feller dat
Me mudder t'inks I am.

"She t'inks I am a wonder,              My friends, be yours a life of toil
An' she knows her little lad            Or undiluted joy,
Could never mix wit' nuttin'            You can learn a wholesome lesson
Dat was ugly, mean or bad.              From that small, untutored boy.
Oh, lot o' times I sit and t'ink        Don't aim to be an earthly saint
How nice, 'twould be, gee whiz!         With eyes fixed on a star:
If a feller was de feller               Just try to be the fellow that
Dat his mudder t'inks he is."           Your mother thinks you are.
                -- Will S. Adkin, "If I Only Was the Fellow"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  563 of 1340

While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.
                -- Dean Rusk
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  564 of 1340

While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's
still very reassuring to know that it's still there.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  565 of 1340

While you recently had your problems on the run,
they've regrouped and are making another attack.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  566 of 1340

While your friend holds you affectionately by both
your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  567 of 1340

Whip it, whip it good!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  568 of 1340

Whistler's Law:
        You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  569 of 1340

Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  570 of 1340

White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
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