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While there's life, there's hope.
-- Publius Terentius Afer (Terence)
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While walking down a crowded
City street the other day,
I heard a little urchin
To a comrade turn and say,
"Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse,
I'd be happy as a clam
If only I was de feller dat
Me mudder t'inks I am.
"She t'inks I am a wonder, My friends, be yours a life of toil
An' she knows her little lad Or undiluted joy,
Could never mix wit' nuttin' You can learn a wholesome lesson
Dat was ugly, mean or bad. From that small, untutored boy.
Oh, lot o' times I sit and t'ink Don't aim to be an earthly saint
How nice, 'twould be, gee whiz! With eyes fixed on a star:
If a feller was de feller Just try to be the fellow that
Dat his mudder t'inks he is." Your mother thinks you are.
-- Will S. Adkin, "If I Only Was the Fellow"
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While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.
-- Dean Rusk
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While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's
still very reassuring to know that it's still there.
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While you recently had your problems on the run,
they've regrouped and are making another attack.
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While your friend holds you affectionately by both
your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
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Whip it, whip it good!
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You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
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Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
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White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.