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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  591 of 1340

Who took the MMMMMM out of MURINE?
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  592 of 1340

Who was that masked man?
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  593 of 1340

Who will take care of the world after you're gone?
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  594 of 1340

"WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!
It must be the NEGATIVE IONS!!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  595 of 1340

Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  596 of 1340

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not
become a monster.  And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks
into you.
                -- Friedrich Nietzsche
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  597 of 1340

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not
become a monster.  And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also
looks into you.
                -- Nietzsche
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  598 of 1340

Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy.
                -- Groucho Marx
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  599 of 1340

Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the
pure in heart can make a good soup.
                -- Ludwig Van Beethoven
 

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  600 of 1340

Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom.
 

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