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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  601 of 1340

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  602 of 1340

Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.
                -- Bernard Levin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  603 of 1340

Who's on first?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  604 of 1340

Who's scruffy-looking?
                -- Han Solo
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  605 of 1340

Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people.
Why a man would want *two* wives is a bigamystery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  606 of 1340

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
                -- Paul Simon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  607 of 1340

Why are programmers non-productive?
Because their time is wasted in meetings.

Why are programmers rebellious?
Because the management interferes too much.

Why are the programmers resigning one by one?
Because they are burnt out.

Having worked for poor management, they no longer value their jobs.
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  608 of 1340

Why are you so hard to ignore?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  609 of 1340

Why are you watching
The washing machine?
I love entertainment
So long as it's clean.

Professor Doberman:
        While the preceding poem is unarguably a change from the guarded
pessimism of "The Hound of Heaven," it cannot be regarded as an unqualified
improvement.  Obscurity is of value only when it tends to clarify the poetic
experience.  As much as one is compelled to admire the poem's technique, one
must question whether its byplay of complex literary allusions does not in
fact distract from the unity of the whole.  In the final analysis, one
receives the distinct impression that the poem's length could safely have
been reduced by a factor of eight or ten without sacrificing any of its
meaning.  It is to be hoped that further publication of this poem can be
suspended pending a thorough investigation of its potential subversive
implications.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  610 of 1340

Why attack God?  He may be as miserable as we are.
                -- Erik Satie
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