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Fortune: 621 - 630 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  621 of 1340

Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  622 of 1340

Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  623 of 1340

Why do we want intelligent terminals
when there are so many stupid users?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  624 of 1340

Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away?
                -- Carl Sandburg
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  625 of 1340

Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  626 of 1340

Why does man kill?  He kills for food.
And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  627 of 1340

Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?
                -- Jimmy Durante
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  628 of 1340

Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition?
We spent years of wild buying on credit, everything under the sun, whether
we needed it or not, and now we are having to pay for it, howling like a
pet coon.  This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to
pay the fiddler.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  629 of 1340

Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
                -- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  630 of 1340

Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she
kissed her cow.
                -- Rabelais
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