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Fortune: 771 - 780 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  771 of 1340

Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  772 of 1340

Would you like to be tried in court by people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  773 of 1340

Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  774 of 1340

Would you please have another look at my nose and put in that cocaine
stuff....
                -- Adolf Hitler, quoted by Dr. Giesing in Nuremberg trial
                testimony, 1947
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  775 of 1340

Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
                -- George Carlin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  776 of 1340

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  777 of 1340

Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were
a turn-on?
                -- "Broadcast News"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  778 of 1340

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  779 of 1340

Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
                -- Anonymous
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  780 of 1340

Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
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