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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
-- William Allen White
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I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
-- Paul McCracken
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I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
-- Gloria Steinem
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I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
world that they like, but catnip is crack from home.
-- Bill Cole
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I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
-- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-- W. Churchill
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I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University
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I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
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I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
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I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.
-- John Donne