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Fortune: 1064 - 1073 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1064 of 2182

Do you think that illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1065 of 2182

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he
just whipped out a quarter?
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1066 of 2182

"Do you think there's a God?"
"Well, SOMEbody's out to get me!"
                -- Calvin and Hobbs
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1067 of 2182

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1068 of 2182

Do you think your mother and I should have lived
comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1069 of 2182

Do you want to know what's ahead for you, in your happiness at home,
your business success?  Here's a telling test: Look in the mirror.  Is
your skin smooth and lovely, your hair gleaming, your make-up glamorous?
Are you slender enough for your height?  Do you stand erect, confident?
Yes?  Then you are on your way to success as a woman.
                -- Ladies Home Journal, 1947 advertisement
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1070 of 2182

Do your otters do the shimmy?
Do they like to shake their tails?
Do your wombats sleep in tophats?
Is your garden full of snails?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1071 of 2182

Do your part to help preserve life on
Earth -- by trying to preserve your own.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1072 of 2182

Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with
little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
                -- Roy G. Blount, Jr.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  1073 of 2182

Documentation:
        Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English
        speaking persons.
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