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Fortune: 210 - 219 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  210 of 833

To get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  211 of 833

When all else fails, read the instructions.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  212 of 833

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than
you thought.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  213 of 833

"Close" only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and
thermonuclear devices.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  214 of 833

The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  215 of 833

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will
screw it up.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  216 of 833

It is better for civilization to be going down the drain,
than to be coming up it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  217 of 833

 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  218 of 833

Justice always prevails...
three times out of seven.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  219 of 833

If it jams --- force it.  If it breaks,
it needed replacing anyway.
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