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Fortune: 1673 - 1682 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1673 of 2298

QOTD:
        "He's such a hick he doesn't even have a trapeze in his bedroom."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1674 of 2298

QOTD:
        How can I miss you if you won't go away?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1675 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1676 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' would only dignify it."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1677 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital.  On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1678 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I drive my car quietly, for it goes without saying."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1679 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I haven't come far enough, and don't call me baby."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1680 of 2298

QOTD:
        I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1681 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I may not be able to walk, but I drive from the sitting posistion."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1682 of 2298

QOTD:
        "I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
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