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Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1134 of 1371

ALASKA:
        A prelude to "No."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1135 of 1371

Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself
or not.  Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has
a beginning and an end.  Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and
Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.
                -- Tom Robbins
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1136 of 1371

ALBRECHT'S LAW:
        Social innovations tend to the level
        of minimum tolerable well-being.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1137 of 1371

Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions.
The surest poison is time.
                -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1138 of 1371

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1139 of 1371

Alden's Laws:
        (1)  Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
             of pregnancy.
        (2)  Always be backlit.
        (3)  Sit down whenever possible.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1140 of 1371

Alden's Laws:
        1: Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause
           of pregnancy.
        2: Always be backlit.
        3: Sit down whenever possible.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1141 of 1371

Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
Aleph-null bottles of beer,
You take one down, and pass it around,
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1142 of 1371

Alex Haley was adopted!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  1143 of 1371

Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well
in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.
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