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Fortune: 1860 - 1869 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1860 of 2171

Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1861 of 2171

Today is the last day of your life so far.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1862 of 2171

Today is what happened to yesterday.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1863 of 2171

Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a
cheering squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a
boarder.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1864 of 2171

Today you'll start getting heavy metal radio on your dentures.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1865 of 2171

Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new
cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream.  Join us soon for more
spectacular adventure starring...  Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
                -- Bob & Ray
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1866 of 2171

Todays weirdness is tomorrows reason why.
                -- Hunter S. Thompson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1867 of 2171

Toddlers are the stormtroopers of the Lord of Entropy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1868 of 2171

toilet toupee, n:
        Any shag carpet that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus
        creating endless annoyance to male users.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1869 of 2171

Tom Hayden is the kind of politician who gives opportunism a bad name.
                -- Gore Vidal
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