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An American's a person who isn't afraid to criticize the President but
is always polite to traffic cops.
 
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"An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to
New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but
not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax."
                -- David Letterman
 
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An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
 
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An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
 
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An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree
murder.  "Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's
mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border.
Just north of Tijuana a cop spotted her hand sticking out of the
suitcase.  Now, I would like to stress that my client is *not* a
murderer.  A sloppy packer, maybe..."
 
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An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you
really care to know.
 
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
 
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An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
 
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An English judge, growing weary of the barrister's long-winded
summation, leaned over the bench and remarked, "I've heard your
arguments, Sir Geoffrey, and I'm none the wiser!"  Sir Geoffrey
responded, "That may be, Milord, but at least you're better informed!"
 
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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
                -- A. P. Herbert
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