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I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
                -- William Allen White
 
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I am not an Economist.  I am an honest man!
                -- Paul McCracken
 
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I am not now and never have been a girl friend of Henry Kissinger.
                -- Gloria Steinem
 
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I am of the belief that catnip arrived on the planet in the same spaceship
that delivered cats. It is the only thing they have from their home
planet. Tuna, chicken, sparrow-brains, etc., these are all things of our
world that they like, but catnip is crack from home.
                -- Bill Cole
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  280 of 2327

I am professionally trained in computer science, which is to say
(in all seriousness) that I am extremely poorly educated.
                -- Joseph Weizenbaum, "Computer Power and Human Reason"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  281 of 2327

I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared
for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
                -- W. Churchill
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  282 of 2327

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
                -- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  283 of 2327

I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  284 of 2327

I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  285 of 2327

I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so.
                -- John Donne
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