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Fortune: 297 - 306 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  297 of 833

The yoo-hoo you yoo-hoo into the forest is the yoo-hoo you
get back.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  298 of 833

You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  299 of 833

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  300 of 833

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  301 of 833

It's better to retire too soon than too late.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  302 of 833

A man should be greater than some of his parts.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  303 of 833

If you don't say it, they can't repeat it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  304 of 833

Nothing is ever as simple as it seems.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  305 of 833

Everything takes longer than you expect.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  306 of 833

Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.
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