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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1071 of 2327

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
                -- Lily Tomlin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1072 of 2327

If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is
doing the thinking.
                -- Lyndon B. Johnson

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his
helmet off.
                -- Lyndon B. Johnson

I do not believe that this generation of Americans is willing to resign
itself to going to bed each night by the light of a Communist moon.
                -- Lyndon B. Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1073 of 2327

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
                -- Ernest Hemingway
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1074 of 2327

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three wrongs.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1075 of 2327

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1076 of 2327

If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1077 of 2327

If we can ever make red tape nutritional, we can feed the world.
                -- R. Schaeberle, "Management Accounting"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1078 of 2327

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would
all be millionaires.
                -- Abigail Van Buren
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1079 of 2327

If we do not change our direction we are
likely to end up where we are headed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1080 of 2327

If we don't survive, we don't do anything else.
                -- John Sinclair
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