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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  12 of 2182

Another day, another dollar.
                -- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
                   upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
                   Reagan.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  13 of 2182

Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  14 of 2182

Another megabytes the dust.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  15 of 2182

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
                -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  16 of 2182

Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.
                -- Pyrrhus
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  17 of 2182

Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.
                -- Proverbs, 26:5
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  18 of 2182

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
        Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
        corner of the workshop.

Corollary:
        On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike
        your toes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  19 of 2182

Antique fairy tale: Little Red Riding Hood.
Modern fairy tale: Oswald, acting alone, shot Kennedy.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  20 of 2182

Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  21 of 2182

Antonio Antonio
Was tired of living alonio
He thought he would woo                 Antonio Antonio
Miss Lucamy Lu,                         Rode of on his polo ponio
Miss Lucamy Lucy Molonio.               And found the maid
                                        In a bowery shade,
                                        Sitting and knitting alonio.
Antonio Antonio
Said if you will be my ownio
I'll love tou true                      Oh nonio Antonio
And buy for you                         You're far too bleak and bonio
An icery creamry conio.                 And all that I wish
                                        You singular fish
                                        Is that you will quickly begonio.
Antonio Antonio
Uttered a dismal moanio
And went off and hid
Or I'm told that he did
In the Antartical Zonio.
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