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If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1495 of 3566

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go
around a deal faster.
                -- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1496 of 3566

If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1497 of 3566

If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three
to a can.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1498 of 3566

If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1499 of 3566

If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1500 of 3566

If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit
Ears.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1501 of 3566

If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their
Heads.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1502 of 3566

If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with
green, baggy skin.
 
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If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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