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Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the
yard.
 
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VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
        Learn something new today, like how to spell or how to count to
        ten without using your fingers.  Be careful dressing this
        morning.  You may be hit by a car later in the day and you
        wouldn't want to be taken to the doctor's office in some of
        that old underwear you own.
 
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VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
        You are the logical type and hate disorder.  This nitpicking is
        sickening to your friends.  You are cold and unemotional and
        sometimes fall asleep while making love.  Virgos make good bus
        drivers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3204 of 3566

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
 
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Virtue is its own punishment.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3206 of 3566

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3207 of 3566

Vitamin C deficiency is apauling
 
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VMS is like a nightmare about RSX-11M.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  3209 of 3566

Vote anarchist
 
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!
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