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Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to
anger.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  822 of 3566

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good
with ketchup."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  823 of 3566

Do not read this fortune under penalty of law.
Violators will be prosecuted.
(Penal Code sec. 2.3.2 (II.a.))
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  824 of 3566

Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  825 of 3566

Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each
day as it comes.
                -- Donald Kaul
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  826 of 3566

Do something unusual today.  Pay a bill.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  827 of 3566

Do what comes naturally now.  Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  828 of 3566

Do you have lysdexia?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  829 of 3566

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take
the time to take the dirt out of them?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  830 of 3566

"Do you think what we're doing is wrong?"
"Of course it's wrong!  It's illegal!"
"I've never done anything illegal before."
"I thought you said you were an accountant!"
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