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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular
error.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith
 
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If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot
platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave
that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.
 
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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
                -- Paul Beatty
 
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If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
                -- William Baumol
 
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If an S and an I and an O and a U
With an X at the end spell Su;
And an E and a Y and an E spell I,
Pray what is a speller to do?
Then, if also an S and an I and a G
And an HED spell side,
There's nothing much left for a speller to do
But to go commit siouxeyesighed.
                -- Charles Follen Adams, "An Orthographic Lament"
 
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If anything can go wrong, it will.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1490 of 3566

If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.
 
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1492 of 3566

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four
tellers?
 
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"If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?"
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