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Fortune: 617 - 626 of 2298 from Freebsd Fortunes 5

Freebsd Fortunes 5:  617 of 2298

Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  618 of 2298

Never give an inch!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  619 of 2298

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
                -- Erma Bombeck
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  620 of 2298

Never go to bed mad.  Stay up and fight.
                -- Phyllis Diller, "Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  621 of 2298

Never have children, only grandchildren.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  622 of 2298

Never have so many understood so little about so much.
                -- James Burke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  623 of 2298

Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with a baseball bat.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  624 of 2298

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  625 of 2298

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.
                -- Billy Rose
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  626 of 2298

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
                -- Quentin Crisp
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