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Fortune: 1616 - 1625 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1616 of 2171

This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1617 of 2171

This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1618 of 2171

This generation doesn't have emotional baggage.
We have emotional moving vans.
                -- Bruce Feirstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1619 of 2171

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags!  I just won the California lottery!"
        "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
        "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1620 of 2171

This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys...
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1621 of 2171

This is a good time to punt work.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1622 of 2171

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1623 of 2171

This is Betty Frenel.  I don't know who to call but I can't reach my
Food-a-holics partner.  I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage
and mushroom.  Jim, come and get me!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1624 of 2171

This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists,
and not enough hunchbacks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1625 of 2171

This is for all ill-treated fellows
        Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
        And I am not.
                -- A.E. Housman
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