|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1616 of 2171|
This fortune was brought to you by the people at Hewlett-Packard.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1617 of 2171|
This fortune would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1618 of 2171|
This generation doesn't have emotional baggage.
We have emotional moving vans.
-- Bruce Feirstein
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1619 of 2171|
This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags! I just won the California lottery!"
"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1620 of 2171|
This is a country where people are free to practice their religion,
regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys...
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1621 of 2171|
This is a good time to punt work.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1622 of 2171|
This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1623 of 2171|
This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who to call but I can't reach my
Food-a-holics partner. I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage
and mushroom. Jim, come and get me!
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1624 of 2171|
This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists,
and not enough hunchbacks.
|Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1625 of 2171|
This is for all ill-treated fellows
Unborn and unbegot,
For them to read when they're in trouble
And I am not.
-- A.E. Housman