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Welcome to Motd
Message of the day, also known as "fortunes" or "fortune cookies",
derived from various FreeBSD and Linux sources.
Have a phrase/quote/joke in mind but only remember something somewhat vaguely? The
search box (left) may yield some pleasant surprises.
A staple for Unix/Linux users for decades, but largely unknown to the public, it's hard to describe
this incredible collection. Not only
amusing, arch, facetious, pithy, humorous, ironic, jocose, keen, satirical, sharp,
smart, taunting, witty, biting ...
the collection is also a fascinating view of the cultural history of the computer,
priesthood and users, through the Unix looking glass.
Enjoy! and don't forget to vote for your favorite "Best" and "Worst" of Fortunes.
Advisory: Occasional strong language. Discretion advised specially for the Limericks.
Today's FortunesApr 25, 2024
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end... A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no
responsibility at the other.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on... A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg
A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child... A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five.
A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.
A kid'll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually.
A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa,... A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa, you know when I'm bad
right?" And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you
know when I'm sleeping?" To which Santa replies, "Every minute." So the
little...
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Daily Fortunes for Apr 25, 2024 (today)
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