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Sattinger's Law:
        It works better if you plug it in.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2515 of 3566

Saturday night in Toledo Ohio,
        Is like being nowhere at all,
All through the day how the hours rush by,
        You sit in the park and you watch the grass die.
                -- John Denver, "Saturday Night in Toledo Ohio"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2516 of 3566

Sauron is alive in Argentina!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2517 of 3566

Save energy: be apathetic.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2518 of 3566

Save the whales.  Collect the whole set.
 
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Save the Whales -- Harpoon a Honda.
 
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"Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2521 of 3566

SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!
                -- Ken Thompson
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2522 of 3566

Schapiro's Explanation:
        The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's
because they use more manure.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  2523 of 3566

Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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