Freebsd Murphys Law

Whatever happens to you, it will previously have
happened to everyone you know only more so.

He who laughs last -- probably didn't get the joke.

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about
you.  They're too busy worrying over what you are
thinking about them.

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the
organization the less people appreciate Murphy's law,
the Peter Principle, etc.

Law expands in proportion to the resources available
for its enforcement.

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

There are some things which are impossible to know -
but it is impossible to know these things.

When we try to pick out anything by itself we find
it hitched to everything else in the universe.

If one views his problem closely enough he will
recoginize himself as part of the problem.

Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.