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Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They're too
busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
 
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Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
 
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Double-Blind Experiment, n.:
        An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant.  Often accompanied by a
belief in the tooth fairy.
 
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Down with categorical imperative!
 
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"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."
 
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Drew's Law of Highway Biology:
        The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front
of your eyes.
 
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Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.
 
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Drive defensively.  Buy a tank.
 
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Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic
route!
 
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Ducharme's Axiom:
        If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize
yourself as part of the problem.
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