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A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.
                -- Robert Benchley
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  634 of 1371

A friend in need is a pest indeed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  635 of 1371

A friend is a present you give yourself.
                -- Robert Louis Stevenson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  636 of 1371

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture.  You don't have to go.
You'll just be walking down the street and...  Ooohh, that's much better.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  637 of 1371

A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates
lawyers more than he hates his wife.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  638 of 1371

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  639 of 1371

A full belly makes a dull brain.
                -- Ben Franklin

                [and the local candy machine man.  Ed]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  640 of 1371

A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other
people's demands.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  641 of 1371

A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 2:  642 of 1371

A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet.
His next biggest thrill is losing a bet.
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