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Fortune: 1691 - 1700 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1691 of 2171

Thou hast seen nothing yet.
                -- Miguel de Cervantes
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1692 of 2171

Thou shalt not omit adultery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1693 of 2171

Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to
be maintained.
                -- The Tao of Programming
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1694 of 2171

Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and
Countless screaming argonauts

Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels it's
Always near

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

                -- "Birdhouse in your Soul", They Might Be Giants
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1695 of 2171

Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1696 of 2171

Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are
the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic.  A fourth affirms, with
Haeckel, the condensation or precipitation of matter from ether --
whose existence is proved by the condensation or precipitation...
A fifth theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any
more about the matter than the others.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1697 of 2171

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.
                -- Trollope
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1698 of 2171

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1699 of 2171

Three Midwesterners, a Kansan, a Missourian and an Iowan,
all appearing on a quiz program, were asked to complete this sentence:
"Old MacDonald had a . . ."

        "Old MacDonald had a carburetor," answered the Kansan.
        "Sorry, that's wrong," the game show host said.
        "Old MacDonald had a free brake alignment down at the
                service station," said the Missourian.
        "Wrong."
        "Old MacDonald had a farm," said the Iowan.
        "CORRECT!" shouts the quizmaster.  "Now for $100,000, spell 'farm.'"
        "Easy," said the Iowan. "E-I-E-I-O."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1700 of 2171

Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this out; but thought
is irksome and three minutes is a long time.
                -- A.E. Houseman
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