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If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the
plantation and go home.
                -- Eugene P. Gallagher
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1515 of 3566

If I had any humility I would be perfect.
                -- Ted Turner
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1516 of 3566

"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
                -- Albert Einstein
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1517 of 3566

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
                -- Isaac Newton

In the sciences, we are now uniquely privileged to sit side by side
with the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
                -- Gerald Holton

If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing
on my shoulders.
                -- Hal Abelson

In computer science, we stand on each other's feet.
                -- Brian K. Reid
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1518 of 3566

If I kiss you, that is a psychological interaction.

On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick, that is
also a psychological interaction.

The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not so
friendly.

The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
                -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1519 of 3566

If I traveled to the end of the rainbow
As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
                -- Bert Whitney
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1520 of 3566

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1521 of 3566

If it's Tuesday, this must be someone else's fortune.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1522 of 3566

If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun
of it.
                -- Thomas Carlyle
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1523 of 3566

"If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they
forgot to send it.  But if *two* pieces of mail get lost, hell, they'll
just think the other guy hasn't gotten around to answering his mail.
And if *fifty* pieces of mail get lost, can you imagine it, if *fifty*
pieces of mail get lost, why they'll think someone *else* is broken!
And if 1Gb of mail gets lost, they'll just *know* that Arpa is down and
think it's a conspiracy to keep them from their God given right to
receive Net Mail ..."
                -- Leith (Casey) Leedom
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