Freebsd Fortunes Random

So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?  In reality all
core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have tomorrow,
why, it already happened.  You see, its just a little universal recursive joke
which threads our lives through the infinite potential of the instant.  So go
to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment and cast you out of the
safe security of the instant into the dark void of eternity, the anti-time.
So go to sleep, ...

So you see Antonio, why worry about one little core dump, eh?  In reality
all core dumps happen at the same instant, so the core dump you will have
tomorrow, why, it already happened.  You see, it's just a little universal
recursive joke which threads our lives through the infinite potential of
the instant.  So go to sleep, Antonio, your thread could break any moment
and cast you out of the safe security of the instant into the dark void of
eternity, the anti-time.  So go to sleep...

So you think that money is the root of all evil.
Have you ever asked what is the root of money?
                -- Ayn Rand

So you're back... about time...

Soap and education are not as sudden as a
massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.
                -- Mark Twain

SOCIALISM:
        You have two cows.  Give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
        You have two cows.
        Give both to the government.  The government gives you milk.
CAPITALISM:
        You sell one cow and buy a bull.
FACISM:
        You have two cows.  Give milk to the government.
        The government sells it.
NAZISM:
        The government shoots you and takes the cows.
NEW DEALISM:
        The government shoots one cow,
        milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.
ANARCHISM:
        Keep the cows.  Steal another one.  Shoot the government.
CONSERVATISM:
        Freeze the milk.  Embalm the cows.

Software production is assumed to be a line function, but it is run
like a staff function."
                -- Paul Licker

Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
"user-friendly".  ...  Their best approach, so far, has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover.
                -- Bill Gates, Microsoft, Inc.

Soldiers who wish to be a hero
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.

Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
                -- Kayvan Sylvan