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A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
        Told her Tante Louise
        That her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  2 of 860

A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude,
        Saw a man come along
        And, unless I am wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  3 of 860

A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
        But another, more sane,
        Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  4 of 860

A beautiful belle of Del Norte
Is reckoned disdainful and haughty
        Because during the day
        She says: "Boys, keep away!"
But she fucks in the gloaming like forty.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  5 of 860

A beautiful lady named Psyche
Is loved by a fellow named Ikey.
        One thing about Ike
        The lady can't like
Is his prick, which is dreadfully spikey.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  6 of 860

A beetling young woman named Pridgets
Had a violent abhorrence of midgets;
        Off the end of a wharf
        She once pushed a dwarf
Whose truncation reduced her to fidgets.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  7 of 860

A big-bosomed Bunny named Gression
Sold cigars at a key-club concession.
        When she swiveled about
        Even strong men cried out,
For her costume did not keep her flesh in.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  8 of 860

A bobby of Nottingham Junction
Whose organ had long ceased to function
        Deceived his good wife
        For the rest of her life
With the aid of his constable's truncheon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  9 of 860

A broken-down harlot named Tupps
Was heard to confess in her cups:
        "The height of my folly
        Was diddling a collie-
But I got a nice price for the pups."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  10 of 860

A broken-down harlot named Tupps
Was heard to confess in her cups:
        "The height of my folly
        Was fucking a collie --
But I got a nice price for the pups."
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