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A sweetheart named Teresa Arden
Went down on her beau in the garden.
        He said, "Good lord, Tess,
        Don't swallow that mess!"
And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  187 of 860

A systems programmer named Sprotic
Found his software intensely erotic.
        In jealous distress
        He wiped his OS.
It's possible that he's psychotic.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  188 of 860

A talented fuckstress, Miss Chisholm,
Was renowned for her fine paroxysm.
        While the man detumesced
        She still spent on with zest,
Her rapture sheer anachronism.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  189 of 860

A talented girl from Detroit
Could fuck you in ways quite adroit.
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point or finer
Or open it out like a quoit.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  190 of 860

A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called te umpire blind out of malice.
        While this worthy had fits
        The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  191 of 860

A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
        While this worthy had fits
        The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  192 of 860

A teenage protester named Lil
Cried, "Those watergate spies make me ill
        First they bugged our martinis,
        Our bras and bikinis,
And now they are bugging the pill."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  193 of 860

A thrice-married gal from L.A.
Said, "My hymen's intact to this day,
        'Cause my first (a shrink) talked of it,
        The voyeur only gawked at it,
And my most recent man's a gourmet."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  194 of 860

A tidy young lady of Streator
Dearly loved to nibble a peter.
        She always would say,
        "I prefer it this way.
I think it is very much neater."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  195 of 860

A timid young woman named Jane
Found parties a terrible strain;
        With movements uncertain
        She'd hide in a curtain
And make sounds like a rabbit in pain.
                -- Edward Gorey
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