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Freebsd Limericks:  168 of 860

A sailor who slept in the sun,
Woke to find his fly buttons undone,
        He remarked with a smile,
        "Good grief, a sun-dial!
And now it's a quarter-past one."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  169 of 860

A savvy young hooker named Gail
Got busted and lodged in the jail.
        But the jailer got hot,
        To be lodged in her twat,
And so Gail made the bail with her tail.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  170 of 860

A scandal involving an oyster
Sent the Countess of Clews to a cloister
        She preferred it, in bed,
        To the count (so she said)
'Cause it's longer and stronger and moister.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  171 of 860

A scream from the crypt of St. Giles
Resounded for miles upon miles.
        Said the friar, "Good gracious,
        The brother Ignatious
Forgeteth the abbot hath piles."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  172 of 860

A seafaring hacker named Slatey
Went to bed with a VAX/780.
        The thing's learned to swear
        With a nautical air,
And refers to its users as "matey".
 
Freebsd Limericks:  173 of 860

A sex-loving coed named Bree
Caught the clap from her Apple IIE.
        The joystick, she found,
        Had been fooling around
With a neighboring student's PC.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  174 of 860

A silly young man from Hong Kong
Had hands that were skinny and long.
        He ate rice with his fingers--
        The taste of it lingers,
But now all his fingers are gone.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  175 of 860

A slick talking pirate named Bruce
To steal code, had a plan to seduce
        An Apple II+.
        Now Bruce wears a truss
And was jailed for computer abuse.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  176 of 860

A software technician from Digital
Had hardware extremely prodigical.
        It's rumoured, I hear,
        That when he was near
He made the ladies all flustered and fidgital.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  177 of 860

A space shuttle pilot named Ventry,
Made love to a lovely girl sentry.
        She started to pout,
        Because it fell out,
But the mission was saved by re-entry.
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