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There was a young bride of Antigua
Whose husband said, "Dear me, how big you are!"
        Said the girl, "What damn'd rot!
        Why, you've only felt my twot,
My legs and my arse and my figua!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  434 of 860

There was a young chap in Arabia
Who courted a widow named Fabia.
        "Yes, my tongue is as long
         As the average man's dong,"
He said, licking the lips of her labia.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  435 of 860

There was a young cook with the art
Of making a delicious tart
        With a handful of shit,
        Some snot and some spit,
And he'd flavor the whole with a fart.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  436 of 860

There was a young curate whose brain
Was deranged from the use of cocaine;
        He lured a small child
        To a copse dark and wild,
Where he beat it to death with his cane.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  437 of 860

There was a young damsel named Baker
Who was poked in a pew by a Quaker.
        He yelled, "My God!  what
        Do you call this -- a twat?
Why, the entrance is more than an acre!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  438 of 860

There was a young dolly named Molly
Who thought that to frig was a folly.
        Said she, "Your pee-pee
        Means nothing to me,
But I'll do it just to be jolly."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  439 of 860

There was a young fellow called Clyde
Who fell in an outhouse and died.
        He had a twin brother
        Who fell in another
So now they're interred side by side.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  440 of 860

There was a young fellow from Cal.,
In bed with a passionate gal.
        He leapt from the bed,
        To the toilet he sped;
Said the gal, "What about me, old pal?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  441 of 860

There was a young fellow from Florida
Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
        When they got into bed
        He cried, "God strike me dead!
This ain't a cunt -- it's a corridor!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  442 of 860

There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose cock was so long that it bent
        To save himself trouble
        He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
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