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There was an old gent from Kentuck
Who boasted a filigreed schmuck,
        But he put it away
        For fear that one day
He might put it in and get stuck.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  776 of 860

There was an old girl of Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny.
        For half of that sum
        You could finger her bum--
A source of amusement to many.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  777 of 860

There was an old harlot from Dijon
Who in her old age got religion.
        "When I'm dead & gone,"
         Said she, "I'll take on
The Father, the Son, and the Pigeon."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  778 of 860

There was an old hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
        He said "I'll admit
        I'm a bit of a shit,
But look at the money I save."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  779 of 860

There was an old lady of Bingly
Who wailed, "I do hate to sleep singly.
        I thought I had got
        A bloke for my twat,
But he seems rather queenly than kingly."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  780 of 860

There was an old lady of Glascow,
Whose party proved quite a fiasco.
        At nine-thirty, about,
        The lights all went out,
Through a lapse on the part of the Gas Co.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  781 of 860

There was an old lady of Kewry
Whose cunt was a `lusus naturae':
        The `introitus vaginae',
        Was unnaturally tiny,
And the thought of it filled her with fury.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  782 of 860

There was an old lady who lay
With her legs wide apart in the hay,
        Then, calling the ploughman,
        She said, "Do it now, man!
Don't wait till your hair has turned gray."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  783 of 860

There was an old maid from Cape Cod
Who thought all good things came from god.
        But it wasn't the almighty
        Who lifted her nighty,
It was Roger, the lodger, by god.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  784 of 860

There was an old man from Bengal
Who liked to do tricks in the hall.
        His favorite trick
        Was to stand on his dick
While he rolled around on one ball.
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