Freebsd Limericks

A plumber whose name was John Brink
Plumbed the cook as she bent o'er the sink.
        Her resistance was stout,
        And John Brink petered out,
With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink.

A potter who lived in Bombay
Once fashioned a cunt out of clay;
        But the heat of his prick
        Kilned the damn thing to brick
And chafed all his foreskin away.

A pretty wife living in Tours
Demanded her daily amour.
        But the husband said, "No!
        It's to much.  Let it go!
My backsides are dragging the floor."

A pretty young boy known as Kevin
Was raped in a pasture by seven
        Lascivious beasts
        (Oh, those Anglican priests)
And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
        A curious mole
        Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
        A curious mole
        Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
        A curious mole
        Nosed into her hole-
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.

A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
     A curious mole
     Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.

A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
        She let herself go
        For an hour or so,
And now all her sisters are aunts.

A princess who lived near a bog
Met a prince in the form of a frog.
        Now she and her prince
        Are the parents of quints,
Four boys and one fine polliwog.