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As tourists inspected the apse
An ominous series of raps
        Came from under the altar,
        Which caused some to falter
And others to shriek and collapse.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
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Asked a supplicant priest of the pontiff,
"Do I sin if I do what I want, if
        I screw a young nun
        In the eastertide sun?"
His holiness murmured, "Gut yontiff."
 
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At a contest for farting in Butte
One lady's exertion was cute :
        It won the diploma
        For fetid aroma,
And three judges were felled by the brute.
 
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At a dance, a girl from Connecticut
Showed an absolute absence of etiquette
        Letting all comers press
        Through the skirt of her dress
And wiping the mess with her petticoat.
 
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At the end of all civilization
Is the planet Terminus's location.
        There's a girl there whose feat,
        Without stone or concrete,
Nonetheless, was to lay the Foundation.
 
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At the moment Japan declared war
A sailor was fucking a whore.
        He said, "After this poke
        `Long and hard' ain't no joke;
This means months 'til I get back ashore."
 
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At the Villa Nemetia the sleepers
Are disturbed by a phantom in weepers;
        It beats all night long
        A dirge on a gong
As it staggers about in the creepers.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
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At Vassar, sex isn't injurious,
Though of love we are never penurious.
        Thanks to vulcanized aids,
        Though we may die old maids,
At least we shall never die curious.
 
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At whist drives and strawberry teas
Fan would giggle and show off her knees;
        But when she was alone
        She'd drink eau de cologne,
And weep from a sense of unease.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
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Augustus, for slpashing his soup,
Was put for the night on the stoop;
        In the morning he'd not
        Repented a jot,
And next day he was dead of the croup.
                -- Edward Gorey
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