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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam,
        And loud was his mirth
        For on all of the earth
There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
 
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In the garden of Eden lay Adam,
Complacently stroking his madam
        And loud was his mirth
        For on all of the earth
There were only two balls and he had'em.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  303 of 860

In the little French town of Le'Beau,
Lived a maiden exceedingly droll.
        At a masquerade ball,
        Clad in nothing at all,
She backed in as a Parker house roll.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  304 of 860

It always delights me at Hank's
To walk up the old river banks.
        One time in the grass
        I stepped on an ass,
And heard a young girl murmur, "Thanks."
 
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It had snowed, and the man in the drift,
Flagged her down and asked, "Give me a lift?"
        They sat in her Bentley,
        She fondled him gently,
And the lift that he'd asked for was swift!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  306 of 860

The late Brigham Young was no neuter --
No faggot, no fairy, no fruiter.
        Where ten thousand virgins
        Succumbed to his urgin's
There now stands the great State of Utah.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  307 of 860

The latest reports from Good Hope
State that apes there have pricks thick as rope,
        And fuck high, wide, and free,
        From the top of one tree
To the top of the next -- what a scope!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  308 of 860

The limerick, a verse form iniquitous,
Has nonetheless been ubiquitous.
        Once Congress in session,
        Declared its suppression,
But people got around that by writing the last line with no rhyme or meter.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  309 of 860

The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
        Or she sneaks to the slums
        And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk, and obscene.
                -- Morris Bishop
 
Freebsd Limericks:  310 of 860

The limerick is furtive and mean;
You must keep her in close quarantine,
        Or she sneaks to the slums
        And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk, and obscene.
                -- Morris Bishop
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