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There once was a man named Lodge,
who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
        When his date was strapped in,
        He committed a sin,
without ever leaving the garage.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  378 of 860

There once was a man named McGruder,
Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder.
        But the girl thought it crude,
        To be wooed in the nude,
So McGru took an oar and subduder.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  379 of 860

There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney
        So just to be couth
        He added vermouth
And slipped his best girl a martini.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  380 of 860

There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny.
        Just to be couth,
        He added vermouth,
And slipped his girlfriend a martini.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  381 of 860

There once was a man named Parridge
With peculiar views on marriage.
        He sucked off his brother,
        Fucked his own mother,
And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  382 of 860

There once was a man with a hernia
Who said to his doctor, "Gol dern ya,
        When you work on my middle
        Be sure you don't fiddle
With things that do not concern ya."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  383 of 860

There once was a member of Mensa
Who was a most excellent fencer.
        The sword that he used
        Was his -- (line is refused,
And has now been removed by the censor).
 
Freebsd Limericks:  384 of 860

There once was a miner named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
        She was ugly as shit,
        And missing one tit,
But think of the money he saves.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  385 of 860

There once was a monk of Camyre
Who was seized with a carnal desire
        And the primary cause
        Was the abbess's drawers
Which were hung up to dry by the fire.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  386 of 860

There once was a newspaper vendor,
A person of dubious gender.
        He would charge one-and-two
        For permission to view
His remarkable double pudenda.
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