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There was a young girl from East Lynn
Whose mother ( to save her from sin )
        Had filled up her crack
        With hard-setting shellac,
But the boys picked it out with a pin.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  492 of 860

There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Who said, "You are utterly wrong
        To say my vagina
        Is the largest in China
Just because of your mean little dong."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  493 of 860

There was a young girl from Hong Kong
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
        She said with a yell,
        As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  494 of 860

There was a young girl from Medina
Who could completely control her vagina.
        She could twist it around
        Like the cunts that are found
In Japan, Manchukuo and China.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  495 of 860

There was a young girl from New York
Who plugged up her cunt with a cork.
        A woodpecker or two
        Made the grade it is true,
But it totally baffled the stork.

Till along came a man who presented
A tool that was strangely indented.
        With a dizzying twirl
        He punctured that girl,
And thus was the cork-screw invented.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  496 of 860

There was a young girl from New York
Who plugged up her quim with a cork
        A woodpecker or two
        Made the grade, it is true,
But it totally baffled the stork.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  497 of 860

There was a young girl from Peru,
Who had nothing whatever to do.
        So she sat on the stairs,
        And counted cunt hairs,
Four thousand, three hundred and two.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  498 of 860

There was a young girl from Peru,
Who noticed her lovers were few;
        So she walked out her door
        With a fig leaf, no more,
And now she's in bed - with the flu.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  499 of 860

There was a young girl from Samoa
Who pledged that no man would know her.
        One young fellow tried,
        But she wriggled aside,
And he spilled all his spermatozoa.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  500 of 860

There was a young girl from Seattle,
Whose hobby was sucking off cattle.
        But a bull from the South
        Shot a wad in her mouth
That made both her ovaries rattle.
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