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There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who screwed every man that she kissed with.
        She tickled the balls
        Of the men in the halls,
And pulled on the prongs that they pissed with.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  518 of 860

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth
Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
        The miller's sun, Jack,
        Laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pissed with.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  519 of 860

There was a young girl of Angina
Who stretched catgut across her vagina.
        From the love-making frock
        (With the proper sized cock)
Came Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  520 of 860

There was a young girl of Asturias
With a penchant for practices curious.
        She loved to bat rocks
        With her gentlemen's cocks --
A practice both rude and injurious.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  521 of 860

There was a young girl of Batonger
who diddled herself with a conger,
        When asked how it feels
        To be pleasured by eels
She said, "Just like a man, only longer.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  522 of 860

There was a young girl of Cah'lina,
Had a very capricious vagina:
        To the shock of the fucker
        "Twould suddenly pucker,
And whistle the chorus of "Dinah."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  523 of 860

There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who dreamt she'd been buggered by God.
        But it wasn't Jehovah
        That turned the girl over,
'Twas Roger the lodger, the dirty old codger,
        the bugger, the bastard, the sod!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  524 of 860

There was a young girl of Cape Town
Who usually fucked with a clown.
        He taught her the trick
        Of sucking his prick,
And when it went up -- she went down.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  525 of 860

There was a young girl of Coxsaxie
Whose skirt was more mini than maxi.
        She was fucked at the show
        In the twenty-third row,
And once more going home in the taxi.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  526 of 860

There was a young girl of Darjeeling
Who could dance with such exquisite feeling
        There was never a sound
        For miles around
Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
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