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There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
        He said with a grin,
        While wiping his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  672 of 860

There was a young man from New Haven
Who had an affair with a raven.
        He said with a grin
        As he wiped off his chin,
"Nevermore!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  673 of 860

There was a young man from Peru,
Who took a long trip by canoe.
        While staring at Venus,
        And rubbing his penis,
He wound up with a handful of goo.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  674 of 860

There was a young man from Purdue
Who was only just learning to screw,
        But he hadn't the knack,
        And he got too far back --
In the right church, but in the wrong pew.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  675 of 860

There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine.
        Concave or convex,
        It served either sex,
But oh what a bitch to keep clean.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  676 of 860

There was a young man from Rangoon
Who used to lament 'neath the moon
        That he had the luck
        To be born of a fuck
That was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  677 of 860

There was a young man from Salinas
Who had an extremely long penis:
        Believe it or not,
        When he lay on his cot
It reached from Marin to Martinez.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  678 of 860

There was a young man from Seattle
Whose testicles tended to rattle.
        He said as he fuck-ed
        Some stones in a bucket,
"If Stravinsky won't deafen you -- that'll."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  679 of 860

There was a young man from Siam
Who said, "I go in with a wham,
        But I soon lose my starch
        Like the mad month of March,
And the lion comes out like a lamb."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  680 of 860

There was a young man from St. Paul's
Who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's"
        Till he grew such a passion
        For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.
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