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Freebsd Limericks:  708 of 860

There was a young man of Devizes,
Whose balls were of different sizes.
        One was so small,
        It was nothing at all;
The other took numerous prizes.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  709 of 860

There was a young man of Dumfries
Who said to his girl, "If you please,
        It would give me great bliss
        If, while playing with this,
You would pay some attention to these!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  710 of 860

There was a young man of Greenwich
Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
        So long was his tool
        That it wound round a spool,
And he let it out inach by inach.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  711 of 860

There was a young man of high station
Who was found by a pious relation
        Making love in a ditch
        To -- I won't say a bitch --
But a woman of no reputation.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  712 of 860

There was a young man of Khartoum,
The strength of whose balls was his doom.
        So strong was his shootin',
        The third law of Newton
Propelled the poor chap to the Moon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  713 of 860

There was a young man of Khartoum
Who lured a poor girl to her doom.
        He not only fucked her,
        But buggered and sucked her--
And left her to pay for the room.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  714 of 860

There was a young man of Kildare
Who was fucking a girl on the stair.
        The bannister broke,
        But he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  715 of 860

There was a young man of Kutki
Who could blink himself off with one eye.
        For a while though, he pined,
        When his organ declined
To function, because of a stye.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  716 of 860

There was a young man of Lahore
Whose prick was one inch and no more.
        It was all right for key-holes
        And little girl's pee-holes,
But not worth a damn with a whore.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  717 of 860

There was a young man of Lake Placid
Whose prick was lethargic and flaccid.
        When he wanted to sport
        He would have to resort
To injections of sulphuric acid.
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