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A hidebound young virgin named Carrie
Would say, when the fellows got hairy :
        "Keep your prick in your pants
        Till the end of this dance--"
Which is why Carrie still has her cherry.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  86 of 860

A highly aesthetic young Jew
Had eyes of a heavenly blue;
        The end of his dillie
        Was shaped like a lilly,
And his balls were too utterly two!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  87 of 860

A highway patrol buff named Claire,
Once screwed half a troop on a dare,
        And her parts grew so hot,
        There was steam on her twat,
So they nicknamed her Smokey the Bare!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  88 of 860

A horny young fellow named Reg,
Was jerking off under a hedge.
        The gardener drew near
        With a huge pruning shear,
And trimmed off the edge of his wedge.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  89 of 860

A huge-organed female in Dallas,
Named Alice, who yearned for a phallus,
        Was virgo intacto,
        Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  90 of 860

A joker who haunts Monticello
Is really a terrible fellow.
        In the midst of caresses
        He fills ladies dresses
With garter snakes, ice cubes, and jello.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  91 of 860

A lacklustre lady of Brougham
Weaveth all night at her loom.
        Anon she doth blench
        When her lord and his wench
Pull a chain in the neighbouring room.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  92 of 860

A lad, at his first copulation,
Cried, "What a sensation!  Inflation,
        Gyration, elation
        Throughout the duration,
I guess I'll give up masturbation."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  93 of 860

A lad from far-off Transvaal
Was lustful, but tactful withal.
        He'd say, just for luck,
        "Mam'selle, do you fuck?"
But he'd bow till he almost would crawl.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  94 of 860

A lad of the brainier kind
Had erogenous zones in his mind.
        He got his sensations,
        By solving equations,
(Of course, in the end, he went blind.)
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