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Freebsd Limericks:  851 of 860

While I, with my usual enthusiasm,
Was exploring in Ermintrude's busiasm,
        She explained, "They are flat,
        But think nothing of that --
You will find that my sweet sister Susiasm."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  852 of 860

While out on a date in his Fiat,
The man exclaimed "Where's my key at?"
        As he bent down to seek,
        She let out a shriek:
"That's not where it's likely to be at."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  853 of 860

While spending the winter at Pau
Lady Pamela forgot to say "No."
        So the head-porter made her
        And the second-cook laid her;
The waiters were all hanging low.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  854 of 860

While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
        Her position to Titian
        Suggested coition,
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  855 of 860

While travelling in farthest Tibet,
Lord Irongate found cause to regret
        The buttered-up tea,
        A pain in his knee,
And the frivolous tourists he met.
                -- Edward Gorey
 
Freebsd Limericks:  856 of 860

Winter is here with his grouch,
The time when you sneeze and you slouch.
        You can't take your women
        Canoein' or swimmin',
But a lot can be done on a couch.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  857 of 860

With his penis in turgid erection,
And aimed at woman's mid-section,
        Man looks most uncouth
        In that Moment of Truth,
But she sheathes it with loving affection.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  858 of 860

You Women's Lib gals won't agree,
But dependent on men you must be:
        You'll need a him
        With a rod firm and trim,
To puggle your water-drains free!
 
Freebsd Limericks:  859 of 860

Young Frederick the great was a beaut.
To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute.
        If you'll come to my palace,
        I'll finger your phallus,
And then I shall blow on your flute."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  860 of 860

You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham,
Well, here's the new story concerning 'im :
        He buggers the choir
        As they sing "Ave Maria,"
And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.
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