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While I, with my usual enthusiasm,
Was exploring in Ermintrude's busiasm,
She explained, "They are flat,
But think nothing of that --
You will find that my sweet sister Susiasm."
|Freebsd Limericks: 852 of 860|
While out on a date in his Fiat,
The man exclaimed "Where's my key at?"
As he bent down to seek,
She let out a shriek:
"That's not where it's likely to be at."
|Freebsd Limericks: 853 of 860|
While spending the winter at Pau
Lady Pamela forgot to say "No."
So the head-porter made her
And the second-cook laid her;
The waiters were all hanging low.
|Freebsd Limericks: 854 of 860|
While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.
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While travelling in farthest Tibet,
Lord Irongate found cause to regret
The buttered-up tea,
A pain in his knee,
And the frivolous tourists he met.
-- Edward Gorey
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Winter is here with his grouch,
The time when you sneeze and you slouch.
You can't take your women
Canoein' or swimmin',
But a lot can be done on a couch.
|Freebsd Limericks: 857 of 860|
With his penis in turgid erection,
And aimed at woman's mid-section,
Man looks most uncouth
In that Moment of Truth,
But she sheathes it with loving affection.
|Freebsd Limericks: 858 of 860|
You Women's Lib gals won't agree,
But dependent on men you must be:
You'll need a him
With a rod firm and trim,
To puggle your water-drains free!
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Young Frederick the great was a beaut.
To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute.
If you'll come to my palace,
I'll finger your phallus,
And then I shall blow on your flute."
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You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham,
Well, here's the new story concerning 'im :
He buggers the choir
As they sing "Ave Maria,"
And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.