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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 101 - 110 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  101 of 833

Real programmers understand Pascal.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  102 of 833

Real programmers know it's not operations'
fault if their jobs go into "hogs".
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  103 of 833

Real programmers do not eat breakfast from the
vending machines.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  104 of 833

Real programmers punch up their own programs.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  105 of 833

When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  106 of 833

Real programmers have read the standards manual
but won't admit it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  107 of 833

Real programmers don't advertise their hangovers.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  108 of 833

Real programmers don't dress for success unless
they are trying to convince others that they are
going on interviews.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  109 of 833

Real programmers do not practice four-syllable words before
walkthroughs.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  110 of 833

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.
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