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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 121 - 130 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  121 of 833

Real programmers do not apply DP terminology to non-DP
situations.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  122 of 833

I no longer get lost in the shuffle....
I shuffle along with the lost.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  123 of 833

Real programmers do not read books like
"effective listening" and "communication skills".
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  124 of 833

Real programmers print only clean compiles,
fixing all errors through the terminal.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  125 of 833

The early worm deserves the bird.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  126 of 833

Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  127 of 833

All good things must come to an end.
I want to know when they start!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  128 of 833

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  129 of 833

Blessed are those who go around in circles,
for they shall be known as wheels.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  130 of 833

Never eat prunes when you are famished.
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