Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 151 - 160 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  151 of 833

There is a solution to every problem;
the only difficulty is finding it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  152 of 833

Don't make your doctor your heir.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  153 of 833

Don't ask the barber if you need a haircut.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  154 of 833

If there isn't a law, there will be.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  155 of 833

If you don't like the answer,
you shouldn't have asked the question.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  156 of 833

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  157 of 833

You can't expect to hit the jackpot
if you don't put a few nickles in the machine.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  158 of 833

Unless you intend to kill him immediately; never kick a man
in the balls, not even symbolically or perhaps especially
not symbolically.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  159 of 833

Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse
proportion to their soundness and validity.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  160 of 833

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
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