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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 21 - 30 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  21 of 833

Never offend people with style
when you can offend them with substance.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  22 of 833

Our customers' paperwork is profit.
Our own paperwork is loss.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  23 of 833

At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  24 of 833

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  25 of 833

This space for rent.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  26 of 833

The more directives you issue to solve a problem,
the worse it gets.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  27 of 833

Cop-out number 1.
You should have seen it when I got it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  28 of 833

When you're up to your ass in alligators, it is
difficult to keep your mind on the fact that your primary
objective was to drain the swamp.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  29 of 833

The road to hell is paved with good intentions
and littered with sloppy analyses!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  30 of 833

Self starters --- won't.
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