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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 201 - 210 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  201 of 833

Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  202 of 833

Bad news drives good news out of the media.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  203 of 833

Just when you get really good at something,
you don't need to do it anymore.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  204 of 833

If facts do not conform to the theory,
they must be disposed of.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  205 of 833

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  206 of 833

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish
productivity.  For every week you are away and get nothing
done, there is another week when your boss is away and you
get twice as much done.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  207 of 833

No matter what happens, there is always somebody
who knew that it would.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  208 of 833

The other line always moves faster.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  209 of 833

Never eat at a place called moms, never play cards with a
man named doc, and never lie down with a woman who has
got more troubles than you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  210 of 833

To get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
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