Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 211 - 220 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

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When all else fails, read the instructions.
 
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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than
you thought.
 
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"Close" only counts in horseshoes, handgrenades and
thermonuclear devices.
 
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together,
but the calf won't get much sleep.
 
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If you fool around with a thing for very long you will
screw it up.
 
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It is better for civilization to be going down the drain,
than to be coming up it.
 
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Justice always prevails...
three times out of seven.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  219 of 833

If it jams --- force it.  If it breaks,
it needed replacing anyway.
 
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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which,
when you looked at it in the right way, did not become
still more complicated.
                -- Poul Anderson
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