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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 221 - 230 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  221 of 833

Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath
to the exact center.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  222 of 833

No matter which direction you start,
it's always against the wind coming back.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  223 of 833

The repairman will never have seen a model quite like
yours before.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  224 of 833

Don't force it,
get a bigger hammer.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  225 of 833

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman,
it will work perfectly.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  226 of 833

Pity the poor egg;
It only gets laid once in its life.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  227 of 833

An optimist is a person who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  228 of 833

A pessimist is an optimist with experience.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  229 of 833

Old programmers never die - they just abend.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  230 of 833

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer,
even in the wrong denomination.
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