Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 231 - 240 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  231 of 833

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet
somebody moves the ends!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  232 of 833

Just because you are paranoid
doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  233 of 833

An Irishman is not drunk as long as
he can hang onto a single blade of grass
and not fall off the face of the earth.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  234 of 833

If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong
equipment.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  235 of 833

Some come to the fountain of knowledge to drink,
some prefer to just gargle.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  236 of 833

Everything is revealed to he who turns over enough stones.
(Including the snakes that he did not want to find.)
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  237 of 833

Everybody should believe in something;
I believe I'll have another drink.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  238 of 833

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  239 of 833

Build a system that even a fool can use,
and only a fool will use it.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  240 of 833

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
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