Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 251 - 260 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  251 of 833

The more ridiculous a belief system,
the higher probability of its success.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  252 of 833

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or
fattening.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  253 of 833

Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  254 of 833

It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  255 of 833

A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  256 of 833

The ratio of time involved in work to time available for
work is usually about 0.6
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  257 of 833

Remember the golden rule:
Those that have the gold make the rules.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  258 of 833

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and
knows it for he shall enjoy living.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  259 of 833

Everything east of the San Andreas fault will evenutally
plunge into the Atlantic ocean.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  260 of 833

I finally got it all together ...
but I forgot where I put it.
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