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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 271 - 280 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  271 of 833

An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
 
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
 
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A bird in the hand is dead.
 
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A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
 
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Never put all your eggs in your pocket.
 
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If everything seems to be going well,
you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.
 
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If at first you don't succeed,
blame it on your supervisor.
 
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If more than one person is responsible for a
miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
 
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Don't bite the hand that has your pay check in it.
 
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In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
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