Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 281 - 290 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  281 of 833

When in doubt, mumble.
When in trouble, delegate.
When in charge, ponder.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  282 of 833

Please don't steal, the IRS hates competition!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  283 of 833

Never argue with a fool,
people might not know the difference.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  284 of 833

You can't guard against the arbitrary.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  285 of 833

People can be divided into three groups:
Those who make things happen,
Those who watch things happen and
Those who wonder what happened.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  286 of 833

I no longer get lost in the shuffle,
I shuffle along with the lost.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  287 of 833

The one thing that money can not buy is poverty.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  288 of 833

You are not drunk if you can lay on the floor without
holding on.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  289 of 833

In any household, junk accumulates to the the space
available for its storage.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  290 of 833

Don't stop to stomp on ants
when the elephants are stampeding.
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