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Freebsd Murphys Law

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Freebsd Murphys Law:  291 of 833

The longer the title the less important the job.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  292 of 833

Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion
if it did occur, will occur.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  293 of 833

When you are right be logical,
when you are wrong be-fuddle.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  294 of 833

For every human problem, there is a neat, plain solution --
and it is always wrong.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  295 of 833

There are no winners in life:  Only survivors.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  296 of 833

When they want it bad (in a rush), they get it bad.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  297 of 833

The yoo-hoo you yoo-hoo into the forest is the yoo-hoo you
get back.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  298 of 833

You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  299 of 833

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
 

Freebsd Murphys Law:  300 of 833

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
 

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