Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 321 - 330 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  321 of 833

Never tell them what you wouldn't do.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  322 of 833

The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely
proportional to the subject's true value.
 
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Indifference is the only sure defense.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  324 of 833

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
 
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Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  326 of 833

If you want to get along, go along.
 
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Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  328 of 833

The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  329 of 833

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always
point upward from the floor -- especially in the dark.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  330 of 833

Make three correct guesses consectively and you will
establish yourself as an expert.
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