Freebsd Murphys Law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 391 - 400 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  391 of 833

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  392 of 833

It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly
suprised.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  393 of 833

A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the
whole thing".
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  394 of 833

Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  395 of 833

When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  396 of 833

The time it talkes to rectify a situation  is
inversely proportional to the time it took
to do the damage.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  397 of 833

An optimist believes we live in the best of all
possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  398 of 833

You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it
damnfoolproof.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  399 of 833

It takes longer to glue a vase together than to
break one.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  400 of 833

It takes longer to lose 'x' number of pounds than
to gain 'x' number of pounds.
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