| Freebsd Murphys Law: 391 of 833 |
If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 392 of 833 |
It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly
suprised.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 393 of 833 |
A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the
whole thing".
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 394 of 833 |
Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 395 of 833 |
When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 396 of 833 |
The time it talkes to rectify a situation is
inversely proportional to the time it took
to do the damage.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 397 of 833 |
An optimist believes we live in the best of all
possible worlds.
A pessimist fears this is true.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 398 of 833 |
You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it
damnfoolproof.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 399 of 833 |
It takes longer to glue a vase together than to
break one.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 400 of 833 |
It takes longer to lose 'x' number of pounds than
to gain 'x' number of pounds.
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